I flew back to NYC today and along the way I made a stop at the Dallas airport to change planes. My plane arrived on time but there wasn't an available gate for deplaning so I sat there slightly panicked. This delay made me incredibly late to my connecting flight so I ran from gate 14 to gate 37 and had to make a detour around this dude who happened to be right in my path:

That's right-I almost ran over a Jonas brother. It's a good thing that he and his entourage didn't think that I was some sort of fan that was running to get to him. I am too old for that shiz.